I bought a bunch of white feather boas, some wire, a bunch of white pipe cleaners ('scuse me, chenille stems), and combined with a crapload of duct tape and aluminum foil will make this tree. When I'm finished, it's going to look amazing! See, I have more days with more energy so I can get involved with misguided art projects. :P

Here's a pic of what it looks like so far. I'll post all of the progress pics when I'm officially done.